I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Dick very happy bro
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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