Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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