I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
