I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He? As in you personified your dick?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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