Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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