How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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