I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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