so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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