so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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