may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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