u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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