I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
