saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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