They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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