Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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