don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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