i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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