Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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