your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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