The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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