'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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