no. you can't hotbox the world.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Blood and glitter go together right?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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