Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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