I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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