Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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