Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
we're making bets on your personal life
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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