and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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