I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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