We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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