And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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