Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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