Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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