so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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