Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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