the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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