she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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