Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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