5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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