He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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