dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
