Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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