I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
