she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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