I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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