I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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