ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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