Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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