Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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