suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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