I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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