we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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