Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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