i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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