Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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