In the future we'll all be gay
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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