Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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